when somebody cuts you off mid-story
When someone cuts you off in the middle of your history story:
Filing “What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked ass?” under “Phrases to Work into Everyday Conversation.”
Admittedly, I want to work that whole glorious Cossack diss-track into everyday conversation.
Today we learned about the darkest period of Russian history:
The Beard Tax.
Someday, I may stop annoying you with jokes pairing history and/or politics with quotes from Mean Girls, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and/or Arrested Development.
Today is not that day.