Dear Tumblr “Multiples”/Multiple systems/factives/fictives/”headmates”/whatever the fuck you’re labeling yourselves now
- Fuck you for ripping off DID and acting like it’s a slumber party in your head with all your favorite Homestuck characters, as well as a few OCs, several of whom probably hilariously bad ethnic stereotypes
- Fuck the also hilariously bad phonetic accents that you write with when you’re writing as your shitty ethnic stereotype OC.
- You are fucking not a toddler, nor are you a fucking flying dog.
- You are fucking not another actual person seriously that is the creepiest shit ever.
- A writer did not somehow ~magically discover~ your spirit-troll-whatever being when they wrote a fictional character, you ripped off their character for your shitty “identity.”
- Nobody is fucking obligated to humor this shit.
- Fuck your couch.