"Now, who you sit with here in the Russian Federation is crucial, because you’ve got everybody there.
You got your underage-looking tech nerds,


KGBros,


socially awkward diplomats,


batshit oligarchs,


Chechen douchebags,


cool Chechens,


chess nerd economists,


politically unfriendly hotties,


annoying opposition people on LiveJournal,


annoying opposition people in jail,


desperate wannabes,


creepy church guys,


Sexually active performance artists, 


the greatest people you will ever meet,


and the worst.”

"Now, who you sit with here in the Russian Federation is crucial, because you’ve got everybody there.

You got your underage-looking tech nerds,


KGBros,


socially awkward diplomats,


batshit oligarchs,


Chechen douchebags,


cool Chechens,


chess nerd economists,


politically unfriendly hotties,


annoying opposition people on LiveJournal,


annoying opposition people in jail,


desperate wannabes,


creepy church guys,


Sexually active performance artists, 


the greatest people you will ever meet,


and the worst.”