März 2012
kelsium:
nerdshares:
I hope Rick Santorum finds an awesome working time machine but has no idea how to use it so he can only cry helplessly as he imagines all the amazing adventures he will never have.
So far nerdshares has the most twisted and creative punishments.
giver-of-armbands:
girlwithalessonplan:
I hope Rick Santorum’s movie-going experience is ruined by cell phones and talkers.
I hope Rick Santorum slips on a patch of ice and lightly cruises his coccyx.
I hope Rick Santorum loses his car keys tomorrow morning, and he ends up 20 minutes late to work.
I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck behind a person at the cash register who’s got 30 items and...
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kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
“…When Franklin Graham sets up double standards of faith for Republicans and...”
– My Take: Don’t blame college for young people leaving Christianity | Politics - Home (via stealthbananas)
flat-adverb:
curiousgeorgiana:
curiousgeorgiana:
I hope Rick Santorum finally gets to see Les Miserables on Broadway and his Playbill has a slip saying, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Jean Valjean will be played by Orlando Bloom.”
And a second slip says, “For tonight’s performance, the role of Eponine will be played by Taylor Swift.”
And Fantine is played by Lana Del Rey.
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James Murdoch quits →
anticapitalist:
Thank god.
Fuck this scumbag.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
So this blog has pretty much become a WWI and “I Hope Rick Santorum…” blog.
I hope you’re all okay with this.
desertmar:
I hope every time Rick Santorum is on a plane, someone leaves a plastic bottle lying around and he has to be responsible for it.
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thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum is to the electoral college what Leonardo DiCaprio is to the Oscar voters.
boehnertroll:
I hope Rick Santorum searches his last name in Google Images and all that’s there is porn, even with safesearch on medium.
Poetry in the Great War: Resources Masterpost
seschat:
To keep things organized, this is my World War One in Poetry masterpost. I am currently writing a term paper and shall be adding to this post as I go along.
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I cannot speak highly enough of Oxford’s First World War Digital Poetry Archive.
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theoceanandthesky:
face-down-asgard-up:
I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t get a candygram but the guy next to him gets 4
#andnoneforricksantorumbye
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
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kaiserbund hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck using Internet…
I hope he has to use dial-up for the rest of his life.
I wouldn’t wish that on anyone…
…except Rick Santorum.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck using Internet Explorer.
charlietangofoxtrot:
I hope that Rick Santorum loses his Ebay bid at the last second to one of those robo-bidders.
blueandbluer:
I hope Santorum gets to a really good chapter of a book and then loses it before he can find out what happens.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum sells his autobiography to Hollywood only to learn he’ll be played by Gwyneth Paltrow.
wolfqueens:
I hope Rick Santorum never finds out who Jon Snow’s mother is.
some-disgraced-cosmonaut:
I hope Rick Santorum
does not find love in a hopeless place,
is unable to set fire to the rain,
is unable to set the world on fire and burn brighter than the sun,
never finds someone like you,
does not get a good feeling,
does not make her come alive or turn her on,
is not just having fun and cares who sees,
never visits rack rack city, bitch,
is not sexy and...
curiousgeorgiana:
I hope Rick Santorum falls asleep in a meeting and wakes up with drool hanging from his mouth.
I hope Rick Santorum drops his toast with the butter side down.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s wife back seat drives and always yells “WATCH OUT!”
The more I read about the Schlieffen Plan, the...
holmesiandeduction:
lord-kitschener:
Seriously, the Schlieffen Plan sucked. Turns out that you actually have to take into account shit like supply and communication lines, exhaustion among your troops, reliability of transportation, and the fact that your enemies can throw you way the fuck off schedule.
#You’re not Hannibal and this isn’t Cannae you dipshit.
“به سراغ من اگر ميآييد،
نرم و آهسته بياييد، مبادا كه ترك بردارد
چيني نازك...”
– Sohrab Sepehri, from “The Oasis in the Moment” (via a-tychiphobia)
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valeria2067:
Basically, this is a shameless request for photo-reply love.
Help me get over the rage/insanity of today?
Are you looking for amusing ones?
13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the... →
racismschool:
beautifulbrwn:
“On Saturday, February 18, 2012, the Frederick Douglass Foundation of New York presented the first Spirit of Freedom award to Jada Williams, a 13-year old city of Rochester student. Miss Williams wrote an essay on her impressions of Frederick Douglass’ first autobiography the Narrative of the Life. This was part of an essay contest, but her essay was never...
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girlargueswithtree:
lord-kitschener:
girlargueswithtree:
lord-kitschener:
I hope Rick Santorum gets his favorite shows spoilered because he forgot to put the right keywords into Tumblr Savior.
I hope Rick Santorum’s Tumblr Savior always fails to savior that show he hates.
I hope Rick Santorum gets tangled up in fandom drama.
I HOPE RICK SANTORUM’S OTP ISN’T RECOGNIZED
I hope Rick...
girlargueswithtree:
lord-kitschener:
I hope Rick Santorum gets his favorite shows spoilered because he forgot to put the right keywords into Tumblr Savior.
I hope Rick Santorum’s Tumblr Savior always fails to savior that show he hates.
I hope Rick Santorum gets tangled up in fandom drama.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets his favorite shows spoilered because he forgot to put the right keywords into Tumblr Savior.
“To the thinker, the most tragic fact in the whole of the French Revolution is...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man under Socialism (via threeaminspiration)